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Pyar b ajab shay he

Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat
Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas
Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat
Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz
&
Wife se payar hota hai to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H hain

kya larki thi...
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.

Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi?

Shohar: Tumko kese pata:

Bibi: Uska husband mere khuab main
tha.

anta banta Se Puchha Ki-Tum agli Janam Me Kya Ban’na chaho gi?

banta-” A Billi”
Why?

Because Meri Wife Sirf billi Se Hi Darti Hai

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ?

Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, o kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Ek makeup sacheton lady ne mritu kaal par uski pati se daka.
Pati:bolo tumhara antim issa keya hai?
Patni:mere marne ke bad meri sundar tasbir akhbar pe chapne par mere age math likhna.
Pati:kiun?
Patni:kiun ki log ye jan jayega ke meine budhi ho gaya tha.

Pati:-jab bhi main is talwaar ko dekhta hoon to mujhe ladai per jaane ka mann karta hai.
Patni:-to phir jaate kyon nahin?
Pati:-phir unki tooti hui taang yaad aa jaati hai.

Pati:-mani abhi saree ka fanda banakar faansi laga loonga.
Patni:-kya gajab karte ho,nai saree hai.

Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi.
Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga.

Pati:-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega.
Patni:- tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon

Pati :- main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu.
Patni:-chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.

Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.

patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?”
pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon!
pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon

pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain.
patni: Kyonji ! kya Aapke dost chura lenge?
pati: are Nahin, who apna saaman pehchaan lenge.

Pati:-aaj main sabha pati banunga.
Patni:-khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.

patni : suno ji, bus me aapko logo neitna kyon mara?
pati : Are mera ek photo bus main ek aurt ke pair ke niche gir gaya tha aur mene kaha
madam zara saree uper kijiye photo lena hai….

Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho.
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.

Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.

Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi.
Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main.

Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.

Tum maano ya na maano
Humne tumhein khuda mana hai
Guzar rahi hai raat tumhari yaad mein
Kabhi toh tumhein bhi hamara intezaar ho

Tum khush raho, aabaad raho,
Yehi dua hai hamari.
Hum barbaad hue toh kya,
Yehi Qismat hai hamari

Kis kadar dooba hun teri yaad mein
Ab toh aalam yeh hai
Din ki khabar hai,na raat ki

Na jaane kis mod par hum mile
Mil kar bhi manzil hamari ek na hui

Duniya se jo chupta nahin,
Jaane yeh kaisa raaz hai
Ya hai teri baaton ka suroor,
Ya yeh tera andaaz hai..

Ajab yeh tera andaaz hai
Jo baat zubaan chupati rahi
Woh aankhon ne bayan kar di

finally found that friend in you, everything I looked for;
Hope you feel the same way back, and love me even more!

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

3 Pyar bhare SMS..

1)

2)

3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to you....
'Pay The Bill'

Zindagi k jung mai agar koi apse ruthe to use turant mana lo.. ?



qki,,



? duriyo aur najdikiyo mai aksar Dooriyan jeet jaya karti hai.. ?