Jokes | चुटकुले
#5053 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Mom: My dear son, why your Wife sitting so silent..?
SON: Nothing mom, she asked lipstick, but i gave fevistick that's all.
No chip chip
no chik chik:-)
SON: Nothing mom, she asked lipstick, but i gave fevistick that's all.
No chip chip
no chik chik:-)
#5052 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
girl (pyar se): tum muze bhulna mat.
boy: are tum jaisi panoti ko bhulega bhi kaun!
boy: are tum jaisi panoti ko bhulega bhi kaun!
#5051 | Male (आदमी)
Father- Beta agar sasural waale
Scootar de to Car mangna,
Shop de to Ghar,
Cooler de to AC mangna.
Son- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA ko manglu.
Scootar de to Car mangna,
Shop de to Ghar,
Cooler de to AC mangna.
Son- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA ko manglu.
#5050 | General (सामान्य)
Santa- Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai.!Kya khilate ho isey?
Banta-wo sher hi hai,saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me padke kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai..!
Banta-wo sher hi hai,saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me padke kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai..!
#5049 | Social (सामाजिक)
Constable-Sir,
Humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.
Chulbul Pande-Usse kyaa hoga,
Ek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo.
Humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.
Chulbul Pande-Usse kyaa hoga,
Ek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo.
#5048 | Beggar (भिखारी)
BHIKHARI:Saab, Pariwaar Se Door Ho Gaya Hu,Milne Ke Liye 120 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai.
SETH:Kaha Hai Tera Pariwaar?
BHIKHARI:Samne PVR Me DABANG Dkh rhe..;-)
SETH:Kaha Hai Tera Pariwaar?
BHIKHARI:Samne PVR Me DABANG Dkh rhe..;-)
#5047 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
A Cute Proposal:
Boy-I Love U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Die For U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Marry U
Girl - Really!
Boy- huttt....
Boy-I Love U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Die For U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Marry U
Girl - Really!
Boy- huttt....
#5046 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Teacher:
'dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka'
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....
Student:
sania ka baccha na india ka na pak ka
'dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka'
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....
Student:
sania ka baccha na india ka na pak ka
#5045 | Male (आदमी)
Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga..
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga..
#5044 | Male (आदमी)
Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh American bola-Pani to mila lo
Sharabi-Hum Indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh ke he muh me aa jata he
Sharabi-Hum Indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh ke he muh me aa jata he
#5043 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha
#5042 | Marwadi (मारवाड़ी)
1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.
#5039 | Kid (बच्चा)
Sir 2 me :Padai karo varna koi tumhe job nai dega
Me 2 sir :Padai wo log krte h jise job chahiye ham to job dene walo me se hai
Me 2 sir :Padai wo log krte h jise job chahiye ham to job dene walo me se hai
#5038 | Kid (बच्चा)
Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h
Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi
Papa-Wat?
Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-
Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi
Papa-Wat?
Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-
#5037 | General (सामान्य)
1 Chuha sharab ke drum me gira.
Nikal ke mast ho kr soyi hui billi k muh pe laat maar k bola.
'Uth Munni
aaj ye chulbul tera mujra dekhne aaya he
Nikal ke mast ho kr soyi hui billi k muh pe laat maar k bola.
'Uth Munni
aaj ye chulbul tera mujra dekhne aaya he
#5036 | Drink (शराब)
Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
Ladki(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi..
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
Ladki(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi..
#5035 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher:
Beta Tumhare Abbu Kia Karte Hain??
Pappu:
Jo Ammi Kehti Hain..:-
Beta Tumhare Abbu Kia Karte Hain??
Pappu:
Jo Ammi Kehti Hain..:-
#5034 | Supreme Power (सुप्रीम पावर)
Ek din Hanuman ji patang uda rhe the. Upar se Yamraj ne patang ki kanni kaat di. Hanuman ji Bole- Mangal Bhavan Amangal Haari, Neeche aao tohe patak k mari.
#5033 | Petrol Diesel (तेल)
Grl:Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To Tume Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Atta aur Papa Ki Car Me 20 litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga.Boy:Acha BEHAN chalta hu Ami-Abu Ko Salam Kehna.
#5032 | General (सामान्य)
Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai?
Boy - Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!!
Sidhi Baat
No Bakvas..
Clear hai!!;-)
Boy - Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!!
Sidhi Baat
No Bakvas..
Clear hai!!;-)
#5031 | Money (पैसे)
Grlfrnd - mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho
Boyfrnd - O very good I am very happy!
Girlfrnd - zyada khush mat ho naya offer milte hi me SIM change kar deti hu.
Boyfrnd - O very good I am very happy!
Girlfrnd - zyada khush mat ho naya offer milte hi me SIM change kar deti hu.
#5029 | Male (आदमी)
A Doctor's Wife Nvr Allowed Him 2 Come Near Her!
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
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.
?
.
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By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
.
.
?
.
.
By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:
#5028 | Female (महिला)
Girl-Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do,ME Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yad kia Krugi
Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di
Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di
#5027 | Female (महिला)
Daant nikalne ke liye Muh kholiye
Lady:
Aa..aa
Dr:
Aur thoda
Lady:
AA..AA
Dr:
Aur thoda Kholiye
Lady:
Dr, kya aap muh mein baitke daant nikalenge?
Lady:
Aa..aa
Dr:
Aur thoda
Lady:
AA..AA
Dr:
Aur thoda Kholiye
Lady:
Dr, kya aap muh mein baitke daant nikalenge?
#5026 | General (सामान्य)
IK LARKA LARKI SE : KABHI BHI KISI KO PATANA HO TO USE KHUD SE DUR HI RAKHANA..
LARKI: ISI LIA TO TUMHAI KHUD SE DUR NAHI JANE DETI..............
LARKI: ISI LIA TO TUMHAI KHUD SE DUR NAHI JANE DETI..............
#5025 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
GOLU:Yaar, mai kuch bhi karta hu to meri biwi beech me
aa jati Hai
MOLU:Yaar,tu car chala kar dekh
aa jati Hai
MOLU:Yaar,tu car chala kar dekh
#5024 | General (सामान्य)
Mariz-Dr. sahab Mujhe bimari h,Mai baat ko kehne
K bad bhool jata hu
Or 1dum gali de deta hu
Doc.=Ye bimari kb se h
M=kon c bimari Kamrne, kutte
K bad bhool jata hu
Or 1dum gali de deta hu
Doc.=Ye bimari kb se h
M=kon c bimari Kamrne, kutte
#5023 | Kid (बच्चा)
Tcher-agar ek diwar banane me 10000 ka kharch ata h to 2 diwar banane me kitna ayega?
Stu-10 Crore
Teach-nalayak kya nam hai tere baap ka?
Stu-Suresh kalmadi
Stu-10 Crore
Teach-nalayak kya nam hai tere baap ka?
Stu-Suresh kalmadi
#5022 | Thief (चोर)
Chor Ki Biwi Shohar Se: Ghar ka rashan khatam ho Gya hai jaldi se le k aaye
Chor: Le aaouga aisi b kya jaldi he zara dukane To band hone do
Chor: Le aaouga aisi b kya jaldi he zara dukane To band hone do