Jokes for Topic: Lovers

The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child 'beta dil laga k padai karo' ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dl lagane k bad pdi hoti hai kya.

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi ki bat ker skty thy

Lrka:Bs aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya

Aaj ka Sawal...
Mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni padti hai?

very simple

ladki sundar ho to ho jati hai...
aur agar ameer ho to karni padti hai...

Jis gali se tum gujro,

Jis raah se gujro,

Kuch aisa kar gujro,

ki

har bar...

har gali se...

1 hi aavaz aaye-

'MARO SAALE KO, PHIR Aa GAYA'

Dil ki dhadkan tej hai,
Saso me bekrari hai,
Dil ki dhadkan tej hai,
Saso me bekrari hai,
Aare! Jaldi check up kara lagta hai....Dame ki bimari hai

Ek press wala Laaloji se poonchta hain:

Aap ne apne ghar me 11 bachee kaise kiye?

To Lalooji bole:

Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na!

GIRL- Main humara rishta khatam karna chahti hu. Main tumhe vo sab vapas de dungi, jo tumne muze diya.
BOY- OK. Let's Start with Kisses.

Girl : Meri Har Saans Pe Kai Ladke Marte Hain

Boy: Toh Tum Koi Acha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyu Nahi Karti

boy prpose to a girl - do you love me?
girl - shakal dekhi he apni isse to accha me sucid kar lungi.
boy - kamini mar jayegi per 1 garib ke kaam nahi aaygi.!

Hubby(wife se)- kamwali Shanti ko bulao.
wife- kyu?
Hubby- Doctor ne bola hai ki raat ko tonik aur goli khao
Aur shanti ke sath so jao..!

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.

ChILd:He he he he

Premika-Me maa banne wali hu!!
Premi-R u mad?
KAHANI ME TWIST:
Premika-Bakvas nhi,me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumari maa banne wali hu

Son-hum patakhe yaha se lenge
Mom-ye to grls hostl h?
M-papa khte the sab phuljharia yaha milti he

Boy- chal shadi kr ke bhag jate hai ya bhag k shadi kr le. Gil- fate hue chappal se mar khayega ya chappal fatne tak mar khayega.

jinn: kya hukum hai mere aka?
Aaka: mere acount me 10crore cashaur katrina se shadi 10 sec me kara do
jinn: aaka hukum karo haramipana nahi....!!

A girl asked ~hujur can i kiss my lover?Hujur:Astagfirullah.Girl:Can I kiss my boyfriend?Hujur:Nowjubillah. Girl:Can I kiss you?Hujur:Why not? Alhamdulilla

Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke bola- Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi sunaun kya kya??
Ladki- Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya???

Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do
boyfriend - darling main tera aashiq hun airtel walo ka jawai nhein.

Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?”
Ladki- “Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?”
Ladka- “Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?”
Ladki- “Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi.”

Cutest question of d week !
Kid: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom: nahi to!
Kid: to phir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,
sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai,
Barish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai,
Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni hai..

Santa-Boyfrnd-girlfrnd kya hota hai ?

Banta-Kuch nahi bas ladka-ladki hote hai,
jisme ek muskurati hai
Aur ek kharcha karta rehta hai.

Lrka lrki se-Jaan muje tumhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nazara nazr ata hai

Larky ka dost bola:
zara dekh ke batao meri bhens kaha hai

Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi

Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya?

Girl : Main tere pyar me mar gayi, lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi..



Ashiq: Main konsa tere pyar me Ambani ban gaya. .

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: 'Assalam-o-Alaikum'

I Love You. :-)

Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana, Girl: Priya ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhse Pyaar krega!

ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai?
ladki-bihar mein
boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!

Girl: Teri judai mein neend urti hai, jan jati hai, chein khota hai, dil rota hai...!

Boy: Check karwaley bibi Dengi Virus me bhi aesa hi hota hai!

Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due respect I BEG TO SAY THAT 'I LOVE U'
DEVI JI !