Jokes for Topic: Over Smart

I was sitting on the bus and somebody tapped me on the shoulder.

I turned around and saw two old man sitting there. One of them said to me, 'would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like.'

'Sure,' I replied. Then he gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with his friends.

'What a nice old man,' I thought, while happily munching on the nuts.

A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there he was again, offering some nuts. I gladly accepted and he went back to his seat.

After about 10 minutes, he tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.

I asked him, 'Why don't you eat them yourself?'

'Because we've got no teeth,' he replied.

'Then why do you buy them?' I asked.

'Oh, because we just love the chocolate around the nuts.'

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एक इन्वेस्टमेंट सेमिनार में ..

एक व्यक्ति ने एक सुन्दर महिला को देखा,
उस ने उस महिला के पास अनुनय किया:-
“मैं आप के साथ अपना जीवन बिताना चाहता हूँ ।
अभी मैं साधारण व्यक्ति हूँ,
पर कुछ ही सालों बाद मेरे पिताजी,
जो गम्भीर अवस्था में हैं,
उनके देहावसान के बाद मैं 300 करोड़ का मालिक हो जाऊँगा..!”

महिला ने इम्प्रेस हो कर उसका बिजनेस कार्ड माँग लिया.

एक महीने बाद ही …

वह महिला उस की सौतेली माँ बन गयी…

काम ऐसे करो कि लोग आपको……
किसी दूसरे काम के लिए बोलें ही नहीं”

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece