Jokes for Topic: Tapori
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#7445 | Tapori (टपोरी)
Munna Bhai
Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI
Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI
#7444 | Tapori (टपोरी)
apun ko yad karne ka
apun ko phone krne ka
apun ko sms bhi krne ka
nahi kiya to
to
to
drne ka nhi re apun
khud karega
apun ko yad karne ka
apun ko phone krne ka
apun ko sms bhi krne ka
nahi kiya to
to
to
drne ka nhi re apun
khud karega
#7443 | Tapori (टपोरी)
In english: good night
in russian: dobri notch
in desi: shubh ratri
in urdu: shabha dhair
in kannad: yara nadi
in apun style: CHAL LUDAK JA
In english: good night
in russian: dobri notch
in desi: shubh ratri
in urdu: shabha dhair
in kannad: yara nadi
in apun style: CHAL LUDAK JA
#7442 | Tapori (टपोरी)
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yehFord kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
#7441 | Tapori (टपोरी)
Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
#7440 | Tapori (टपोरी)
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi
Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don
Bat to Ek he hy
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi
Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don
Bat to Ek he hy
#7439 | Tapori (टपोरी)
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato
ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k
14 injection lagane ka.
ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k
14 injection lagane ka.
#7438 | Tapori (टपोरी)
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
#7437 | Tapori (टपोरी)
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
#7436 | Tapori (टपोरी)
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
#7435 | Tapori (टपोरी)
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
#7434 | Tapori (टपोरी)
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
#7433 | Tapori (टपोरी)
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey
#7432 | Tapori (टपोरी)
Sun Bhai Ek Sher Bol Rayla Hai,
Roshni Chandse Hoti Hai Sitaronse Nahi,
TuMhare Cell Me Light HaMare SMS Se Hoti Hai
Battery Se Nahi......
Roshni Chandse Hoti Hai Sitaronse Nahi,
TuMhare Cell Me Light HaMare SMS Se Hoti Hai
Battery Se Nahi......
#7431 | Tapori (टपोरी)
Kya horela hai bidu?Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,isich vaaste tereku msg kiyela hai. Tu apun ka mast frnd hai mis to karegiich na! Chal reply chipka:-
Kya horela hai bidu?Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,isich vaaste tereku msg kiyela hai. Tu apun ka mast frnd hai mis to karegiich na! Chal reply chipka:-
#7430 | Tapori (टपोरी)
kya re chikne sms hafta nahi bhej rela hai,apun ko pta haitere pas sms ka bahut sara mal pdela hai,chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi
kya re chikne sms hafta nahi bhej rela hai,apun ko pta haitere pas sms ka bahut sara mal pdela hai,chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi
#7429 | Tapori (टपोरी)
Apun Ko Yaad Krne Ka
apun Ko Phone Krne Ka
apun Ko SMS bhi Krne Ka
Nhi Kiya To
To
To
To
To
Darne Ka Nahi Re,
apun Karega Na.
Apun Ko Yaad Krne Ka
apun Ko Phone Krne Ka
apun Ko SMS bhi Krne Ka
Nhi Kiya To
To
To
To
To
Darne Ka Nahi Re,
apun Karega Na.
#3377 | Tapori (टपोरी)
संता गुंडा बन गया
संता ने एक मशहूर सेठ को फोन लगाया
संता – ओ सेठ 10 लाख रुपया भिजवा दे नहीं तो
सेठ – आप कौन बोल रहे हो भाया
संता – मैं एरिया का भाई बोल रिया हूँ
सेठ – अच्छा आपकी बहन का नाम “एरिया” है क्या ?
🙂 🙂
संता ने एक मशहूर सेठ को फोन लगाया
संता – ओ सेठ 10 लाख रुपया भिजवा दे नहीं तो
सेठ – आप कौन बोल रहे हो भाया
संता – मैं एरिया का भाई बोल रिया हूँ
सेठ – अच्छा आपकी बहन का नाम “एरिया” है क्या ?
🙂 🙂
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