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Snta K Tang Nili Ho Gyi,

Dr. -Zeher h Katni Padegi
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di
2Din Bad- nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi

Dr:Ab Bimari Smj Ayi

JEANS Rang chodti h.

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Circuit bhai naukar ne chandi ka chammach chori kar liya Munna kaun sa wala Circuit woich bhai jo apun hotel se chori kar ke laye the

Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo

Gabbar ne sholey film me thakur ke haath Q kate the nahi pata Q ki thakur Gabbar ko sms nahi karta tha baki samajhdar ko ishara kafi hai

Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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'Kya Bolti Tu!':-:-)

Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo

police-park me aise Q baite ho?
man-hum dono shaadi shuda hai.
police-to ghar me baito na.
man-iska pati or meri patni manege nhi..

Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai

Snta- Installment Par Hy

Sale badhane ka naya tarika
EK Hotel Malik ne Bahar Board Pe Likha.

'Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Me Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge.'

Snta-Hmara kutta jb subah akhbar apne muhse uthakr muje deta he to hmara padosi gussa ho jata he

Bnta-Q?

Snta-Qki,
Wo akhbar unke ghar aata he

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H
Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha

Munna:e sarcit ek bata agar bhains ko akal aa jaye to kya hoga?
sarcit:simple h bhai wo khud doodh me pani milana shuru kar degi.

Zoo Me Ek bandar ne dusre bandar ka hath dekh kar Bataya-Mujhe tumhara future andkar me nazar aa raha hai

Tum Ek din Insan ban jaog

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye...

Papa: Waiter,
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1 beer aur 1 ice - cream lao
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Beta: Ice-CREAM kyu papa?

Ap bhi beer pijiye na...

GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H
Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi

Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.

sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila

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aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..

sonu- tuje apna laptop bada karwana hai
kya.?

monu- ha yaar,par kaise ?
sonu- ek kaam kar, isme se
window nikalwa k darwaja fit
karwa le

Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho

GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai
Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai

teacher gunnu ko sharat karte
dekh dante huye- jab mai tumhari umar ki thi to itni sharat nahi karti thi

gunnu- to madam apne sharat kab start
ki..

Santa-Ye Computer Aapke

Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar

Dega. Banta- To Fir Main 2 Lunga.

Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir Kanjus pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha 'Khareedo Gaye?'

Sir:~PYAR or ISHQ me ky
a fark hai? Student:~Sir
PYAR wo hai jo aap apni b
eti se karte hai, OR ISHQ
wo hai jo hum aapki beti s
e karte hai

Son-Jeevan Bima Se Kya Hota Hai
Baap-Beta,Bima Ek Garib Aadmi Ko Zindagi Bhar Garib Rakhta Hai Taki Marne Ke Baad Ye Amir Ho Jaye

once a repoter asked rajnikant - aap pe itne jokes bante h, itni insult hoti h, aapko bura nhi lagta....

rajnikant-aapko ye sb joke lagta h...???

Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?

Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa

Dost-Q?

Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me

Ramu: Kaise ho bhai.
Shyamu: Aacha hu.
Ramu: Tum Gadhe ho kya.
Shyamu: are tumhe aaj tak itni badi galatfahmi hai.

Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T:Shabash bete batao.

Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.

Traffic Police:
Ap 180 Ki Speed
Se Q Ja Rahe Ho
GOLU :Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale
Board Pe Likha He
Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha H

GOLU-Yaar,Meri Ghadi(Watch) Kho Gayi

MOLU-Chalti Thi Kya..?

GOLU-Ha..Yaar Chalti Thi

MOLU-Tab to jarur chalkar kahi Gayi Hogi

wife:subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala,

pati: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena..