Jokes | चुटकुले

Ba’az log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache shohr sabit hote hen.

Ajeeb ehmaqana c baat hy,

Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hotay hen

Histry Of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..


Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac'che The To Baloach Bola





'PAKO REY' ..

santa bike se ja raha tha,
ladki ko dekh karachanak gir gaya
ladki oh my god lagi toh nahi?
santa-o nai soniye hum toh aise hi bike se utarte hai

Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

Kabadewala: Bahanji, Ghar Me Bekaar Ka Faltu Saman Ho To De Dijiye. Mahila: Tum Galat Samay Par Aaye Ho Wo Abhi Bahar Gaye Hain

Hijde shaadi me badhai dene gaye!
Hijda 1- Hay hay! Main to 1100 loongi!
Hijda 2- Main 2100 loongi!
Santa- Arre 2310 lo! Usme FM bhi hai!!! ;-)

Santa na ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- Aapne pehchana mujhko?
Ladki- Nahi..
Santa- Mai wahi hoon jise aapne parson bhi nahi pehchaana tha!! ;-)

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi

Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?
BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,
Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte
Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:'O' Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.
banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
'COMING SOON”

SANTA g school mein 1 white aur 1 black shoes pehan kar chaly gay principal ne SANTA g ko bolaya or kaha ghar ja k shoes chang kar k ao SANTA g boly koi faeeda nahi sir ghar mein b 1 white or 1 black hi ha

Naukrani: 'Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai.'
Malkin: 'Oh God!Call Doctor Fast'
Naukrani: 'Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai.'

Cutest question of d week !
Kid: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom: nahi to!
Kid: to phir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

1ladkey ko life me kya chahiye??

1ladki jo use dil se pyar kare

1ladki jo usko khush rakhe

1ladki jo use hasati rahe

or tino ladkiyn kabhi 1dusre se na mile.:

yOUNG AND SEXY GIRL GOES TO DOCTOR WITH MOM.

GIRL - CHECKUP KRANA HAI.

DOCTOR - SARE KAPDE UTAR KE WAWHAN LET JAO.

GIRL - MERA NAHI, MUMMY KA KRAWNA HAI.

DOCTOR - MATAJI JEEBH DIKHAO. :-)

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??









Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi karne ki zarurat hi kya he?

Santa: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..

Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?

Santa: Maine un se kaha 'google' pr search kar lo.. ;-)

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st
Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kaha G Nai Mai Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha
Final Dkhne Aya Hu

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:
Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein

Mom:
Kidhar Hai Faqir..?

Bacha:
Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.

Santa's daughter: abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga.

Next day wo larki bhag gyi.

Sardar: kuri ne kaam to acha nah kiya...par thi wo najoomi

Larki apni Dadi se:
Men school nai jaungi. Raste men larke cherte hen...


DADI:
Bahane mat bana, ma bi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon,Mujy to koi nai cherta!

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan

Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?

Peche se Dada bola..

Qabrustaan.

santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha snta ne naya sim kharid kar use msg kia mene wo sim band kar diya hai ab tera baap bhi muje tang nahi kar sakata

Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
”Will U Marry Me. . . ?”

Girl Said: ”NO”

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga.