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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

#6140 | Male (आदमी)

Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga… mita dunga… mita dunga… Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga

#6139 | Male (आदमी)

Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad) Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)

#6138 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)

A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Accha ..Agar 6 aya to.
Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se meri bari....

#6137 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)

Santa- Tu office me toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta- Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai....

#6136 | Lovers (प्रेमी)

Sardar roz apni X-Girlfriend k ghar k aage potty kar aata tha.
X-Girlfriend- Tum aisa kyun karte ho?
Sardar- Tumhe ye batane k liye ki tumhare pyar k bina mai BHOOKA nahi mar raha hoon....

#6135 | Male (आदमी)

Santa completed his MBBS & did his first operation.
Soon after finishing,the patient died.
He prayed: waheguru mera pehla gift swikar karo!

#6134 | Male (आदमी)

JEWELLARY SHPO ME 1 AADMI KI JAM KAR PITAI HUI

KARAN

VO SALES GIRL KO BOLA

AAP KI EK EK ITEM GAZAB KI HAI
AAP KE SONE KE RATE KYA HAI.

#6133 | Advertisement (विज्ञापन)

LAGA CHUNARI ME DAAG CHHIPAUN KAISE
LAGA CHUNRI ME DAAG CHHIPAUN KAISE

ARRE CHHIPATI KYOUN HAI, SURF EXCEL HAI NA.

#6132 | Marwadi (मारवाड़ी)

EK MAARWARI BUILDING KI 10VI MANZIL SE NICHHE GIR GAYA,
GIRTE GIRTE USNE APNI BIWI KO KHANA BANANTE HUE DEKH LIA,
VO GIRTE GIRTE BOLA,
'BAAGWAN MERA KHANA MAT BANANA

#6131 | Male (आदमी)

Ek sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di,
Dost, yaar jo hona tha so ho gaya,
par tu abhi tak itna gabraya hua kyoun hai?
sardar, yaar truck ke pichhe likha tha
'PHIR MILENGE'.

#6130 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)

Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho!
PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho

#6129 | Beggar (भिखारी)

Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - 'beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.'

#6128 | Female (महिला)

Papa beti Se-Beti pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,Lekin ab tum mujhe DaD kehti ho,kyu? Beti-Oh DaD,PaPa kehne se Lipstic khrab ho jati hai. 'Ghor KalYug'...

#6127 | Male (आदमी)

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!

#6126 | Kid (बच्चा)

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America . PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS : PAPPU!

#6125 | General (सामान्य)

Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..

#6124 | Male (आदमी)

Aadmi Sadhu se bola:-Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,Koi Upaay Bataao.Sadhu Bola:-Saale Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyon Bantaa.Hari Om..

#6123 | Marriage (शादी)

A boy shying to propose a girl finally proposed in a unique way:- 'kya tum mujhe apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar dogi??'

#6122 | Kid (बच्चा)

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

#6121 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)

'Maathe pe lahu,sir pe ret..Wah!Wah! Jara Gaur karna.Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyonki PADOSAN ne phool mara. ''GAMLE SAMET.'

#6120 | Male (आदमी)

GADHA 1-Yaar malik bahut marta hai.GADHA 2-Ghar chorde.GADHA 1-Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga. Ye sochke ruk jata hu.

#6119 | Male (आदमी)

Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar aane par gilas gir sakta he.

#6118 | Male (आदमी)

Why do boys go to temple? B''cause temple is the only place where u can find pooja bhavana shradha aarti archana aradhana shanti Jyoti priti & finaly Trupti

#6117 | Male (आदमी)

Ganguli''s son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)

#6116 | Male (आदमी)

LADKI WALE=BETA-DRINK KARTEHO? JI HAAN JUA/SATTA? JI HAAN DANGA-FASAD? JI HAAN SARI NGETIVE BATEIN,KUCH POSITIVE BHI HAI? HIV

#6115 | General (सामान्य)

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ‘zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma’!

#6114 | Male (आदमी)

HRITHIK:Aaj Mere pass 14Car hai,8 Bikes hai,4 Bunglow hai,Farm house hai..... Tumhare pass kya hai? ABHISHEK:Mere baap ke sir pe bal hai!

#6113 | Male (आदमी)

Patni:Mei jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mei kyo chale jate ho Pati:kahi muhalle wale aisa na samjhe mei tumara gala daba raha hoon.

#6112 | Male (आदमी)

Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta? 2sra : nahin 1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai? 2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai

#6111 | General (सामान्य)

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI? Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado… Khali ladkiya bachti hai, baki sab ladke mar jate hai..

#6110 | Male (आदमी)

Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!! Sahab : kal Ana.. Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!

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